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Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Freia and her golden apples

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

At the end of the rainbow

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Frog Prince

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Leo Tolstoy

"He's an asylum seeker."

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

Phoenix

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

'I have done something about Lady Godiva - I got her to wear a garter belt and hose didn't I?'

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

'Oh, hey, relax, I'm not here to take you! I've outsourced all that work long ago. I'm now strictly on the administrative end.'

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'Come on Kevin, that's enough wishful thinking for one day.'

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

Catch of the day

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."

'I'm afraid it's the weather!'

'I met your father on a fairytale weekend in Yosemite. It was love at first sighting.'

Do you do cremations?

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'