Mythical Quest Appreciator Mugs

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Freia and her golden apples

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

At the end of the rainbow

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Frog Prince

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Leo Tolstoy

"He's an asylum seeker."

'I have done something about Lady Godiva - I got her to wear a garter belt and hose didn't I?'

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

Phoenix

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

'Oh, hey, relax, I'm not here to take you! I've outsourced all that work long ago. I'm now strictly on the administrative end.'

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'I met your father on a fairytale weekend in Yosemite. It was love at first sighting.'

'Come on Kevin, that's enough wishful thinking for one day.'

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

Catch of the day

'I'm afraid it's the weather!'

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'