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"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Heaven

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'And He sayeth unto me, 'Behold this second set of my commandments, rendered in stone, large-print edition...''

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'The diagnostic computer thinks it's a punishment from God.'

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'Let's have some fun -- let's make them responsible for their own actions.'

Heaven - "You are here" sign.

Sunrise.

'Welcome to the ultimate bottom line.'

In and Out.

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Oh, dear! — your baptismal certificate was never notarized!'

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

"Well, actually, they are written in stone."

Photograph from Heaven.

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

'Oh, here we go. Thanks!'

'What the...? How the heck did that get in there? Oh, well, I guess it will have to do.'

'Here comes Orwell again - Get ready for some more of his 'I told you so.''

You mean manna is a freebie?

'Oh-oh - Behavior modification!'

Up on High.

"In hindsight, I probably should have had more than concepts of a plan."