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'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Night-time halo

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"OMG, LOL!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Conservation Area

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

All-Verbal Westerns