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'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Night-time halo

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"OMG, LOL!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Conservation Area

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Moulin Rouge Security

All-Verbal Westerns

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."