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"My death notice is getting a ridiculous amount of 'likes' on Facebook."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Conservation Area

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

All-Verbal Westerns

Moulin Rouge Security

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."