Celestial Jukebox Lover Pillows

'Doesn't this jukebox play anything but hymns?'

"Good game."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

An amplified harp

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Jenga!!!

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

You are everywhere.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

'Whoops!'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'He seems nice.'

A little night music...

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

'It was a split decision.'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'