Celestial Jukebox Lover Gifts

'Doesn't this jukebox play anything but hymns?'

"Good game."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

An amplified harp

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Jenga!!!

You are everywhere.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Whoops!'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'He seems nice.'

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

A little night music...

'It was a split decision.'

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!