Celestial Flower Lover Pillows

Holy Water

"Good game."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Frog flirting.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Bees SOS

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Mad about Roses!

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

NASA Special

"You must have a green thumb."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Daffodil bulbs

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

The garden lady.

Valentines Day truck

Cow Pollen

"Keeping busy?"

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

Jenga!!!

Car with flowers inside

Street-seller selling flowers outside Flower Show.