Flower Garland Lover Pillows

'Aloha! What brings you to Hawaii?' 'The shirts.'

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Frog flirting.

Labor Day Flowers

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Dog in Daisys

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Botany Baby!

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Bees SOS

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Valentine Day

The wife whisperer.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'In Love'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Gardening#2

Mad about Roses!

'That plant food really works!'