Flower Language Lover Pillows

Florist.

A Puppet Named Juan

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Campaign for Plain English

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

I will study my speling words...

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Punctuation Police

Social distancing

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Doing the borders.

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Rose Garden

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Wok. Don't Wok.