Destiny Detective Pillows

'You will get a hole in one, then drop dead with the shock.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"It will be all your fault."

'Okay - who leaked?'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"I'll be right back."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

"That's not what I said."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Home Business - Starting Out.

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

'What a twist of fate!'

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

Climbing the ladder of fate,,,

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

"..You're going to be rich and successful, but then on the other hand.."

"You are going to marry and have a baby. But not necessarily in that order."

The Choice of Fame and Fortune.

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

'...But in case God misses something...'

"I had to decide—am I living for the American Kennel Club, or am I living for me?"

'So, how does my future look?'