Destiny Deciphering Pillows

"Why don't you see a good dermatologist?"

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"It will be all your fault."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"I'll be right back."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

'What a twist of fate!'

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

"You are going to marry and have a baby. But not necessarily in that order."

"..You're going to be rich and successful, but then on the other hand.."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt

Climbing the ladder of fate,,,

The Choice of Fame and Fortune.

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

"I had to decide—am I living for the American Kennel Club, or am I living for me?"

'Remember me, Mr. Sanders? I was a student in your social studies class. You told me I was destined to serve the public.'

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

'So, how does my future look?'