Destiny Ponderers Pillows

I don't have anybody to blame for my destiny...

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'I say we try it.'

"I'll have dessert first."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'What did He do before he was God?'

Jesus wept

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

The End is Near.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

Self Service Island

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

A self-filling prophecy.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Descartes's Demon

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'