Destiny Deciphering T-Shirts

"Why don't you see a good dermatologist?"

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"It will be all your fault."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"I'll be right back."

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

'What a twist of fate!'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

Climbing the ladder of fate,,,

"..You're going to be rich and successful, but then on the other hand.."

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

"You are going to marry and have a baby. But not necessarily in that order."

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

The Choice of Fame and Fortune.

'Remember me, Mr. Sanders? I was a student in your social studies class. You told me I was destined to serve the public.'

"I had to decide—am I living for the American Kennel Club, or am I living for me?"

"How's my life line doing?"

'So, how does my future look?'

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."