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Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt

"Do you believe in predestination?"

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

John Newman

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

"I stand corrected..."

'If we have everlasting life, what about entropy?'

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

'Flying fish? - I TOLD you there was too much background radiation down there!'

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

'Oh, I believe in God -- I just think that he's overrated.'

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

'But if He's omniscient, wouldn't praying just annoy him?'