Destiny Decider T-Shirts

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"It will be all your fault."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"I'll be right back."

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Home Business - Starting Out.

'What a twist of fate!'

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

"..You're going to be rich and successful, but then on the other hand.."

Climbing the ladder of fate,,,

"You are going to marry and have a baby. But not necessarily in that order."

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

"How's my life line doing?"

'Welcome to the ultimate bottom line.'

'So, how does my future look?'

"I had to decide—am I living for the American Kennel Club, or am I living for me?"

'Remember me, Mr. Sanders? I was a student in your social studies class. You told me I was destined to serve the public.'

The Grand Scheme of Things: You are here.

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

Zebra Crossing

"The algorithms that control your future say things are looking good. . ."