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'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"I'll have dessert first."

'I say we try it.'

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'What did He do before he was God?'

Jesus wept

The End is Near.

Self Service Island

A self-filling prophecy.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

Descartes's Demon

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."