Cyber Police Gifts

"My policeman father gave me a ticket on the information super highway!"

Lynching on social media

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"So who is this First pet?"

Internet Cafe.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

I'd rather be phishing.

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"...and for your part in the computer fraud I sentence you to eighteen months @www.hermajestiesprison.co.uk"

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

"He opened his email and saw the attachment from an unknown source. His hand slowly reached to click on the paper clip. He had no idea what horror awaited him. . ."

Amateur Spam.

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

It's only an email, what harm can it do?

"When I paid you to hack into the school's computer to change my grade, I meant to an A, not an F."

Policeman on the internet looking for suspect.

Cybergeist: They're here!

It's my turn to put you under electronic surveillance. Cops-n-Robbers-n-Identity Thieves-n-Corporate Investigators.

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

Cyber Terrorism

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

Super Highwayman.