Cyber-sheriff Gifts

Social Media Hater

Hate Platforms

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

The Lawman

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Sheriff.

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

I'd rather be phishing.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

Investigating Yourself

Websiteless -- please help.

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

Gun Ego

The modern sheriff.

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'Keeping up with technology is a full-time job.'

"...and for your part in the computer fraud I sentence you to eighteen months @www.hermajestiesprison.co.uk"

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

"Sheriff, with these little blue pills they won't be calling you Deadwood Dick any longer."

Uh-oh!