Cyber-sheriff Gifts

Social Media Hater

Hate Platforms

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The Lawman

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Sheriff.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

I'd rather be phishing.

The modern sheriff.

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"I think Baxter needs a break."

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

Websiteless -- please help.

Gun Ego

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'Keeping up with technology is a full-time job.'

"...and for your part in the computer fraud I sentence you to eighteen months @www.hermajestiesprison.co.uk"

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

"Sheriff, with these little blue pills they won't be calling you Deadwood Dick any longer."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

Uh-oh!