Sheriff Role Player Gifts

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

The Lawman

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Sheriff.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Investigating Yourself

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

Gun Ego

The modern sheriff.

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'They say he came to clean up the town.'

'You two gun Billy one leg the bandit?'

"Sheriff, with these little blue pills they won't be calling you Deadwood Dick any longer."

Uh-oh!

'What about high noon? Is high noon good for you?'

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."