Cyber Crime Watcher Gifts

Cyber Terrorism

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

Before the riots/after the riots

I'd rather be phishing.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

"He opened his email and saw the attachment from an unknown source. His hand slowly reached to click on the paper clip. He had no idea what horror awaited him. . ."

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

I got them to drop the corruption charges, I bribed them.

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

Mafia Shrinks

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

Billy & Whitey Bulger

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'Your honor, no weapons or violence were involved, since my client's breaking and entering were done online.'

'Sir, the stupidity of your actions was directly proportional to the number of surveillance cameras watching you.'

Super Highwayman.

Capital Building of trash

'Identity theft, eh? -- Just who do you think you are?'

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

"We know you're in there, Morgan. Open up, so we can discuss the conflict between the social factors of the mainstream and of your subculture that led to your following this negativistic path."

"Pssst! Wanna buy back your browser history?"

'Good morning, Madam! You have been specially selected by computer to be burgled.'

Cyber Theft

'I'm afraid we've got a cereal killer on our hands!'

"Well, this is the moment we've been waiting for - the hacker who stole our identities just got hacked by another hacker who thought he was hacking us."

'She's forgotten to change her privacy settings.'

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

"The lengths I have to go to prevent google stealing my data."

"Billy has become quite active in class sharing."

"...We know it was one of these bastards that done it.'