Cyber Crime Fighter T-Shirts

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Beware of sophisticated, hard to detect e-mail scams.

'Do you know the PENALTY for hacking Government websites?'

"The lengths I have to go to prevent google stealing my data."

Hate Platforms

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Violent Crime Statistics

Internet Cafe.

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Robot Robber

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Gullboy and Pigeonman

I'd rather be phishing.

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

The Ferguson Effect

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"