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'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Police film evidence

Slow Night

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

I'd rather be phishing.

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

A Gun Proposes to Violence.

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"