Coding Crime Fighter Pillows

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Slow Night

Police film evidence

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

Gullboy and Pigeonman

I'd rather be phishing.

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

The Ferguson Effect

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

A Gun Proposes to Violence.

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).