Computer Crime Crusader Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for someone passionate about cybersecurity and digital justice? Our products for the computer crime crusader blend clever designs with a humorous twist. Ideal for tech enthusiasts who love to stand out and showcase their dedication to fighting cyber threats. Whether they’re a professional or a hobbyist, these thoughtful items bring a fun, light-hearted touch to their passion.

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'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'

'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!' mockup

'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'

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Hate Platforms

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'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.' mockup

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

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'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.' mockup

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

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"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!" mockup

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

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"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists." mockup

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

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Robot Robber

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"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division." mockup

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

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"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?' mockup

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

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"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!" mockup

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

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"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!" mockup

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

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"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support." mockup

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

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"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe." mockup

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

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Trying to switch on the computer. mockup

Trying to switch on the computer.

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"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?" mockup

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

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'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!' mockup

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

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'Your honor, no weapons or violence were involved, since my client's breaking and entering were done online.'

'Your honor, no weapons or violence were involved, since my client's breaking and entering were done online.' mockup

'Your honor, no weapons or violence were involved, since my client's breaking and entering were done online.'

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Super Highwayman.

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"I'm here to protect your data!"

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'For crying out loud - it was like the jury had never even heard of necrophilia.'

'For crying out loud - it was like the jury had never even heard of necrophilia.' mockup

'For crying out loud - it was like the jury had never even heard of necrophilia.'

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Cyber Theft

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"So many social security numbers, so little time..."

"So many social security numbers, so little time..." mockup

"So many social security numbers, so little time..."

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'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.'

'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.' mockup

'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.'

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Cyber War

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"Pssst! Wanna buy back your browser history?"

"Pssst! Wanna buy back your browser history?" mockup

"Pssst! Wanna buy back your browser history?"

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"Don't open that email! Oh... too late."

"Don't open that email! Oh... too late." mockup

"Don't open that email! Oh... too late."

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"Well, this is the moment we've been waiting for - the hacker who stole our identities just got hacked by another hacker who thought he was hacking us."

"Well, this is the moment we've been waiting for - the hacker who stole our identities just got hacked by another hacker who thought he was hacking us." mockup

"Well, this is the moment we've been waiting for - the hacker who stole our identities just got hacked by another hacker who thought he was hacking us."

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