Computer Crime Crusader T-Shirts

'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'

Hate Platforms

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Robot Robber

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"Serious life hack, dude."

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

'Your honor, no weapons or violence were involved, since my client's breaking and entering were done online.'

Super Highwayman.

'For crying out loud - it was like the jury had never even heard of necrophilia.'

Since his account was hacked Bob suffered from paranoia...

'Fighting broke out today in Silicon Valley between PC aficionados and Mac owners...'

"I'm here to protect your data!"

Cyber Theft

"So many social security numbers, so little time..."

"Pssst! Wanna buy back your browser history?"

Blue screen of death

'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.'

Cyber War

"Don't open that email! Oh... too late."

"Well, this is the moment we've been waiting for - the hacker who stole our identities just got hacked by another hacker who thought he was hacking us."

Help. Lost my passwords, victim of I.D. theft & can't remember who I am.

Gurkenman Used the Company PC to Visit P**n Sites Again...What a Pig!!

Not our department, Sarge. Better get the computer crime boys on the blower.

"Billy has become quite active in class sharing."