Cybercrime Fanatic Gifts

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Keep your soul. We only want to hack your data now."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Robot Robber

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

Woman rushing her computer to the doctor.

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'

The Professionals.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Serious life hack, dude."

'Your honor, no weapons or violence were involved, since my client's breaking and entering were done online.'

Super Highwayman.

"Sir, the William Tell burglar has struck again!"

Computer Downloads.

Organized Crime.

'Great! Our client will be expecting you between the 13th and 14th floor!'

Put your nude photos on the internet! Confidentiality assured!

Cyber Theft

Cybersecurity Laws Are For Little People

"Don't open that email! Oh... too late."

"How did you ever find me?"

"Unfortunately, his personal hygiene has taken a backseat to his cyber hygiene."