Conspiracy Theory Challenger Prints

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Alternative Medicine

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Do not think outside the box!

Freedom of Speech

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

Voting Difficulties

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

Mars Rover

Join our 'conspiracy theory' of-the-month club - JFK and Princess Di.

The Power of the Pen

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.

'I've done everything that medical science can do...now I suggest you sacrifice a goat to Nagoomba.'

"I told you to stop and ask for directions back at Alpha Centauri, but noooo..."

'And the NRA puts a chip in every gun. . . then they send random signals and those guns start killing people.'

Big Brother Attacks Your Brain,

"Tell the general there'll be no reasoning with these idiots. They've brought along a conspiracy theorist."

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

Join our 'Conspiracy Theory' Book Club.

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"Hey, knock it off. We need those!"

'Watch her, she's a whistle blower!'

'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'