Choice Challenger Pillows

Choice hellhole

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Confusionism'

How to choose...

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

'More options!'

Elevator dilemma.

Failure - Success

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"Pudits tell me what to think. TV tells me what to watch. Ads tell me what to buy. You really care about my opinion?"

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

Medieval Patent Office

"Hmm...I'm still undecided."

"Hal, your 'live for today' philosophy just doesn't cut it at business planning meetings."

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

Dangerous ideas

"Shame on you!. . . For disagreeing with us!"

"I need a minute."

In and Out Tray

'That's an innovative idea...but we would never consider it. It hasn't been done before.'

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

Elevator buttons: Up, Down, Out of Bounds.

No decision is a great choice sometimes.