Choice Challenger Pillows

Choice hellhole

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

I'm going to argue that free will should be considered a form of entrapment.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'Confusionism'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

How to choose...

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

'More options!'

If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!

Elevator dilemma.

Failure - Success

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"Pudits tell me what to think. TV tells me what to watch. Ads tell me what to buy. You really care about my opinion?"

Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

Casino. Ask about our frequent take-a-flyer program.

Medieval Patent Office

"Hmm...I'm still undecided."

'The end is near.'

"Hal, your 'live for today' philosophy just doesn't cut it at business planning meetings."

"I need a minute."

Dangerous ideas

One Way (But Not Necessarily the Right Way.)

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

"Shame on you!. . . For disagreeing with us!"

In and Out Tray