Healthy Choice Champion Pillows

"Finally a product with no added sugar!"

Medical personnel give their hearts

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Choice hellhole

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"John says you've all been compassionate and caring! Would you please stop... or he'll expect that at home!"

Work Out.

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

Cyclist

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

So, did you see any of those facist, right wing, anti-population growth zealots on your way in here?

How to choose...

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

Fat cat running on treadmill.

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"