Healthy Choice Champion Pillows

"Finally a product with no added sugar!"

Medical personnel give their hearts

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Choice hellhole

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"John says you've all been compassionate and caring! Would you please stop... or he'll expect that at home!"

Work Out.

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Cyclist

So, did you see any of those facist, right wing, anti-population growth zealots on your way in here?

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

How to choose...

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"