Traveling Enthusiasts Mugs

"The shoes."

The Vineyard

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Bad fake tan day.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Now here's a place I like!'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The World's Easiest Airport

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Early model of baggage claim"