Vacationeer Gifts

'My, the little lady certainly hit the mini-bar!'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Hiding the electronics.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Travelling

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Tourists in Egypt

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."