Summer Travel Gifts

Summer Arrives At Devil's Island

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Build a Raft

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Marshmallows

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Young Picasso at the Beach

French wine

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'How very Cumbria.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Try me/try me/try me...

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'