Laid-back Loungers Gifts

Reserve Ants

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Man's best friends."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'...and talk about lazy!'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"Take us to your feeder."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

'Well played, sir.'

Rest distracted by moles.

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

Mountain Escalator

Hockney by the Pool

Exercise doesn't increase longevity --- It's well known that things with fewer moving parts last longer!

A woman teaches a cat maths as a man eats chips and drinks beer with a dog.

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

'I think we're on different career paths.'

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

Not quite Beverly Hills.

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"