Laid-back Loungers Prints

Reserve Ants

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Man's best friends."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Take us to your feeder."

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

'Well played, sir.'

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

Rest distracted by moles.

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Mountain Escalator

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

Hockney by the Pool

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

A woman teaches a cat maths as a man eats chips and drinks beer with a dog.

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

Not quite Beverly Hills.

Slow News Day

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"