Laissez-faire Loungers Prints

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Man's best friends."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'...and talk about lazy!'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"Take us to your feeder."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

Reserve Ants

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

Floating

'Well played, sir.'

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

Mountain Escalator

A woman teaches a cat maths as a man eats chips and drinks beer with a dog.

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"