Laissez-faire Loungers Prints

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Man's best friends."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"Take us to your feeder."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

Floating

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

Reserve Ants

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

'Well played, sir.'

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

Mountain Escalator

A woman teaches a cat maths as a man eats chips and drinks beer with a dog.

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

Exercise doesn't increase longevity --- It's well known that things with fewer moving parts last longer!