Store Loungers Prints

'These days, we don't encourage customers to make themselves at home anymore.'

'Not that net!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Baby it's cold outside.

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

Champagne and Oysters

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"Take us to your feeder."

Man reading a tablet in library.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

Reserve Ants

Mountain Escalator

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

Hockney by the Pool

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

'I think we're on different career paths.'

Not quite Beverly Hills.

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

Building a house.

Fisherman: 'Did the DNR say anything about the size of your fish?' Other: 'Yeah. So long.'

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

'Sorry, I'm to tired to walk you today.'