Casual Snow Loungers Gifts

Skier.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Man's best friends."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

The Boys of Indian Summer

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Baby it's cold outside.

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Take us to your feeder."

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

Reserve Ants

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Mountain Escalator

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

Hockney by the Pool

Not quite Beverly Hills.

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

"For crying out loud Bill, we're pieces of broccoli. Can you just sit down and vegetate for awhile?"

Building a house.

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

Cat and Mouse

'It was you who wouldn't go to the sandy beach.'