Rest Connoisseur Pillows

I tried to catch forty winks, but all I did was toss and turn! You were all over the nap!

Bookworm Sleepover

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Bats with blankets.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Second aid

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Don't make me send over the bad waitress."

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"You're stealing the blanket."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bleak House

C Day Lewis.

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."