Rest Connoisseur Mugs

Bookworm Sleepover

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Second aid

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Bats with blankets.

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Don't make me send over the bad waitress."

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Moliere

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Charles Dickens.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bleak House

"You're stealing the blanket."

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

Someone has had a hard day!

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."