Sleep Connoisseur Mugs

"They look so innocent when they're sleeping."

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

Sleep walking can be hazardous!

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Bookworm Sleepover

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"There goes our early night."

Do not disturb...

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

"What's with your hair?"

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"You were snoring."

Second aid

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.