Sleep Connoisseur Mugs

"They look so innocent when they're sleeping."

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

Sleep walking can be hazardous!

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Bookworm Sleepover

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"There goes our early night."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Do not disturb...

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Second aid

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"What's with your hair?"

"You were snoring."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"They've got insulation to die for!"