Cockiness Connoisseur Prints

'Are my feet anywhere near the oche yet?'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'He likes to power nap.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Night of the Latkes

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Farm Humor.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Happy Hour

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

The Trojan Beagle.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

The Snarky District

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

Emergency Phone.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'