Creative Connoisseur Mugs

'There's a thin line between good taste and bad taste. Does anyone know where that line is?'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Starving artists' sale.

"Who's the artist?"

You know, Al, this is your best job yet of stretching a canvas. One of these days, you should look at a painting of mine from the front, Axel. Let's not do anything drastic.

"He's an abstract artist."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

"It's called 'Sold'."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Louis Armstrong

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Creation of Red Wine

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Bathroom Fairy

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Cremaster Cycle

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.