Creation Connoisseur Mugs

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Instructional guide to scribbling

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Bathroom Fairy

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

The Kali De Milo.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Chinese History: Redwash

"It's called 'Sold'."

About the potter.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Moliere

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Who's the artist?"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."