Creative Connoisseur Prints

'There's a thin line between good taste and bad taste. Does anyone know where that line is?'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Starving artists' sale.

"Who's the artist?"

"He's an abstract artist."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It's called 'Sold'."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Creation of Red Wine

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Cremaster Cycle

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Bathroom Fairy

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

The Kali De Milo.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)