Creation Connoisseurs Prints

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"He's an abstract artist."

'Who's the new guy?'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'I wanted a change in decor.'

The Kali De Milo.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Chinese History: Redwash

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

"It's called 'Sold'."

About the potter.

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Burger stall at an art gallery

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"Who's the artist?"

Australia's role in the Asian century.

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."