Commodity Connoisseur Mugs

Start their day with a laugh—our commodity connoisseur mugs feature witty designs that celebrate their refined taste and love for all things valuable. Perfect for coffee fans with a sense of humor.

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'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?' mockup

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

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Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?' mockup

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

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Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold. mockup

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

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Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'. mockup

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

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Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

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'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

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'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.' mockup

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

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"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio." mockup

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

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Man frozen in portrait pose.

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"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius." mockup

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

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Satis Factory Tour

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Moliere

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Charles Dickens.

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Bleak House

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'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?' mockup

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

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"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught." mockup

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well." mockup

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.' mockup

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

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Dollar

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"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings." mockup

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

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"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye." mockup

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

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'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.' mockup

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

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Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence. mockup

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

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'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.' mockup

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

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Company take-over bid

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'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.' mockup

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

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A railway station covered in advertising.

A railway station covered in advertising. mockup

A railway station covered in advertising.

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'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.' mockup

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

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'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth' mockup

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

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Cattle farmer's super-market

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Commodity Connoisseur Mugs Collection

Commodity Connoisseur Pillows

Add personality to their home with our humorous pillows, a heartfelt nod to their love of commodities and connoisseurship.

Commodity Connoisseur Prints

Brighten their space with prints that humorously capture the essence of a true commodity connoisseur's passion.

Commodity Connoisseur T-Shirts

Discover stylish t-shirts that celebrate the connoisseur in your life—funny, clever, and perfect for showcasing their passion.