Remote Living Aficionados Mugs

'Darn it! -- We're not in anybody's delivery area!'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Remote control car breakdown.

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

'It's a great invention, Mr. Bell, but the ringtone is sort of boring.'

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

Human Resources...Cyborg Resources.

'He bought programmable thermostats but I had to figure out how to use them.'

'When, son, do you plan to leave your mother and father and cleave unto another?'

'I'm here to check the condition your condition is in.'

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"Alexa, can you tell me what the hell I walked into this room for?"

Pop-up neighborhood

Court barrister working from home

'Don't forget to pick up batteries for the T.V. remote.'

'-not too early,are we?'

Alexa, Alexa, on the shelf, am I still the hottest MILF?

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive, some days you like to be driven."

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"And for an extra $5 per month, you'll be covered for bumping into things while staring at your phone."

"We're closing this department and replacing you with a mobile dating app."

"We shouldn't fight in front of the smart appliances."

'Hello? Yes, do you do student removals?'

"I know the job description said you could work from home but you WERE meant to come in for the interview."