Remote Living Aficionado Mugs

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"I want to work from home!"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Lazy Rower.

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

Working from Home.

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"