Remote Working Wizards Gifts

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

WiFi Signals

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

Covid and Restarting School

Homo Zapiens

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

The Move.

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

Take a hike.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"He was much more effective in the field."

Start the session by doing something unusual.

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"Camera not working."

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

I got the raise

"I'd like you to consider some of our exciting career opportunities working for anyone else but me."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'